April 2013
3 posts
7 tags
When I Give A Bad Tipper A Second Chance
Apr 10th
6 tags
When A Customer Feels The Need To Touch Me
Apr 10th
3 notes
Tonight
Apr 10th
January 2013
6 posts
10 tags
What My Job Really Does
Jan 14th
1 note
7 tags
When The Hostess Keeps Giving Me The Worst Tables
Jan 12th
6 notes
8 tags
When There Is Dead Food
Jan 12th
4 notes
10 tags
When Someone Asks Where Their Food Is And I...
Jan 10th
7 tags
When I'm 25 And Still Waiting Tables
Jan 8th
4 notes
When A Table Says They Are Ready To Order, But...
Jan 8th
December 2012
2 posts
When I Greet A Table And Ask "Hey How Are You?"
They say nothing, and then I just respond with…..
Dec 2nd
9 tags
When A Customer Tries To Be Cool In Front Of Their...
and I’m just like…
Dec 2nd
November 2012
3 posts
6 tags
How I Feel When My Manager Says It's Last Call
Nov 21st
3 notes
11 tags
When I Leave Work At Night
Nov 7th
4 notes
8 tags
When I Kick Someone Out
Nov 7th
6 notes
August 2012
2 posts
8 tags
When Someone Talks To Me When I'm Weeded
Aug 7th
1 note
monologueat3am asked: its "separate" btw. just tryna help a sistah out
Aug 2nd
July 2012
41 posts
Anonymous asked: When a customer asks if the wine is chill-ah-blay?
Jul 20th
instantlyenamored asked: your blog makes my life. somebody gets me! sincerely, slave to the food industry
Jul 18th
9 tags
When A Coworker Puts Their Two Weeks In For A...
Jul 17th
2 notes
12 tags
What I Think Hooking Up With A Customer Will Be...
and it’s more like this….
Jul 17th
1 note
8 tags
When I Have To Serve A Table I Know Doesn't Tip...
Jul 17th
7 notes
12 tags
When I'm Taking An Order And Realize They Aren't...
Jul 17th
1 note
11 tags
When Someone Tries To Hold Conversation With Me...
Jul 17th
3 notes
8 tags
When I Answer The Phone When The Hostess Can't
Jul 13th
8 tags
After I Walk Away When A Customer Is Rude To Me...
Jul 12th
2 notes
8 tags
When Someone Asks What My Real Job Is
Jul 11th
15 notes
Anonymous asked: does this post make me look fat?
Jul 11th
12 tags
What My Head Feels Like After I'm Done Talking To...
Jul 11th
2 notes
8 tags
When A Needy Customer Jokes About How Needy They...
And I just think to myself….
Jul 11th
3 notes
8 tags
When I Have To Ring In A Big Order And A Coworker...
Jul 11th
1 note
9 tags
When My Coworker And I Have Been Single For So...
Jul 11th
4 notes
7 tags
When Someone Asks For A Manager
Jul 11th
Anonymous asked: oh my god this blog is my life *breaks down emotionally*
Jul 11th
8 tags
When A Customer Makes Sexual Inuendo
Jul 11th
3 notes
8 tags
When I Get An Order Wrong
Jul 11th
11 notes
7 tags
When An Other Server's Table Tries To Get My...
Jul 11th
3 notes
9 tags
When I Walk Into Work Hungover.
Jul 10th
3 notes
10 tags
If The Cooks Mess Up My Order
Jul 10th
1 note
9 tags
When Someone Steps In Front Of Me When I'm...
Jul 10th
8 tags
When A Coworker Asks If I'm Going Out After Work
Jul 10th
4 notes
yourgayboy asked: I just have to say i love your blog it is just so perfect!!!! I work in a restaurant and everything you have blogged happens to me almost every day lol
Jul 10th
12 tags
When A Customer Buys Me A Shot
Jul 10th
10 tags
When I Have To Work On A Holiday
Jul 10th
5 notes
9 tags
When A Customer Says Their Fruity Drink Doesn't...
and I just really want to…..  
Jul 10th
1 note
9 tags
When A Customer Tells Me They Tip Well
Jul 8th
10 notes
6 tags
When I Have To Work A Double
Jul 6th
3 notes
9 tags
When A Manager Asks If I Have Any Open Tabs
Jul 6th
3 notes
7 tags
When Someone Asks For 73 Waters
Jul 6th
3 notes
7 tags
When A Customer Asks How My Night Is On A Really...
Jul 6th
3 notes
9 tags
When I Have A Rough Night At Work.
Jul 5th
7 notes